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It’s official! Barack “Freedom-Hugger” Obama won! And he’s black!

Wow. I can’t wait. I wonder what he’s going to do now that he’s the new presidential elect. Looks like John “I love Joe-The-Plummer” McCain is kissing the presidential position’s ass goodbye!

… who was Obama’s VP again? What the F, screw him.

When I say that Barack Obama is black, I’m honest about it. He IS black. Are you guys that dumb that the first thing that comes to your mind is, “OMG, Gerard is racist!” There is no way in heaven or hell that Barack could change his skin color. Of course, unless he’s brainwashed by Michael Jackson…or Chuck Norris.

The way Weed, *cough*, I mean Bush ran America was smoking weed and being high 24/7. He could not tell the difference between having sex and playing Pool, which is obviously completely different things. He thinks it’s the same thing since you have to shoot something through a hole! He’s so dumb that he calls the game Billiards, which is the fu*king same thing as Pool.

John McCain had to choose a VPILF as his Vice President, Sarah Palin. I can’t say much about her since it would be too graphic for the children at home reading this. Just imagine a sexier version of your friend’s mom. With nice legs and less wrinkles.

Note: Every single nickname indicated between each candidates first and last names are made up. It’s just my way of explaining to you idiots what they are standing for in this election.