Slashdox

Holy. What the hell is happening to me.

In my journey into sleep deprivation, I found a new instrument of success. It clearly says that it is “natural medication.” It’s nothing you don’t know. The strong stuff. The stuff that reads, “Do not exceed 1 per day or your gonna fu*king die.”

Energy drinks.

Just to make it clear: Gatorade, Powerade, and all those similar shit are not energy drinks. They just rehydrate you.

Red Bull, Monster, Full Throttle, Hype, Red Reign. It’s been about a week of sleepless nights. I’ve been sleeping for about 3 - 4 hours a day. Success is at hand. Energy drinks are supposed to mentally and physically stimulate you for a short period of time. After that period of time, your energy drains like you had a whole in your body. A crippling feeling kicks in. Solution, drink more!

Energy drinks are supposed to give you energy. That’s true.
Another fact of energy drinks are they give you the mental and physical health of Superman, but better. You feel energized, you are mentally aware. You are deprived of sleep, you palpitate, you feel nervous, your heart feels like its gonna burst. It’s like battle gear for your body.

My point is…

I’ve proven that drinking more than the recommended dose of energy drinks (which is 500ml) is completely “your not gonna die” safe.

As proof, I’ll tell you right now that I’m writing this post with more than 24 hours of no sleep. Thank you, Red Bull. I love you.